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Drab as a fool, aloof as a Bard.

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Jax Coldwolf

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Vancouver, BC, Canada

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1988

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Having spent the past few days reading the Spider Robinson books I just added to my collection, I decided to attempt to do my profile a little differantly. Keep in mind that this is a description of my 'character', and that I am, in fact, human, to my great disappointment.

With some interest you look around the corner, only to let out a screach and take a step back.
Standing before you is a 6'3 humanoid creature, bearing short grey-brown fur and very, well, wolfish looks. Tail and all.
"Nya!" He proclaims and grins, the combonation making you laugh as you realize how funny the animal-thing looks.
After a moment to catch your breath, you give the furry thing a quick once over, noting with a smile that he is wearing nothing below his waist except for a pair of tattered walking shoes. If he were fully human you expect he would make a good basket ball player, assuming he worked up the muscles.
His overall appearance gives you the feeling his job involves computers, and the glasses add to that.
After a monent you come back to your senses and look up at his steel green eyes, somehow stammering
"Hi! I dont think I have seen you before."
Though you didnt think it possable, his goofy grin manages to wided and his eyes follow suit.
"no, I think you woulda remember if you had. Well, I'm Jax. You can call me Jax! Just dont call collect! Anyway, as you may have guessed, I'm not quite normal."
Overcoming the urge to give the beast your opinion on horrid puns, you ask him the question you know has already been asked a million times.
"Now that we have the who, WHAT are you?"
With a short sigh he lowers the bag from his shoulder to the floor and leans agenst the wall
"Could be a very long story. I'll try and keep it short.
As you can see, I'm human, sorta. But, I'm also a wolf, sorta...
Call it a blend of the two. The closest thing to a name would be Anthropomorphic, which refers to a non human object or creature with human qualities. Not perfect, but it will do.
Most call us Furs, for rather obvious reasons."
With that he runs a hand/paw across the fur left uncovered by his tan vest and offeres up his arm for examination.
Feeling a small twang of irrational fear, you reach out and lightly touch the soft brown fur.
Satisifed that even an entire movie crew couldnt fake this, you go back to listening to the rather odd description of the equilly odd creature
"I'm surprised you havent run into one like me before, we are rather widespread these days, even if not always that willing to show ourselves. It wouldnt surprise me if you have talked to a dozzen of us online without even realizing it."
You nod thoughtfully as your mind floods with stupid questions to ask. In your distacted state, you hardly notice where your gaze has drifted until it has already been there too long.
With a yelp you look up and apologize, to which the wolfish thing chuckles and nods.
"Tis okay, you probably have a hundred things to ask. Hows this, Ask me the first 5 that come to mind, no matter how silly, and I will answer then with a straight face and an honest respose."
Not wanting to waste such a chance, you pour over the rush of things to ask and finally blurt out
"How can you stand having all that fur?"
To which he responds
"How can you stand having all those clothes?"
With a grin, you remind yourself to expect every chance to joke made use of.
"I mean, doesnt it get hot? and dirty?"
With a slightly more thoughtful look, he pauses before answering
"Well, yes, but the same could be said for you. During the summer my coat is thinner then winter, not to mention I lose the vest. Beyond that I try and inhabit cooler parts of town. And as for cleanliness, I have a shower just as you do."
You Hmm and Hahh over that one for a moment before moving onto the next question.
"Well then, uhm... Where did all you guys come from?"
With that he dropped his joking look all together and took on a level of seriousness you didnt expect from him
"Thats one thing I honestly dont know. It could have been an odd evolutionary step from way back, or perhaps some genetic mutation. No one knows. Personally I think I'm from mars..."
You let out a giggle at that last line before noticing that your new friend isnt laughing.
"Ohh, sorry... uhm... Do you mind if I ask questions of a little more... personal nature?"
"Ohh not at all"
"Well then, uhm, are you, Compatable with a human? Sexually?"
The goofy grin returned, and you realize how infectious it is.
"Well, as far as I know I cant actually have pups with a human, but theres nothing to stop me from trying..."
Once again finding your gaze heading south, so you take the chance to say
"I havent ever seen one quite like that..."
and feel your cheeks turn an interesting shade of red.
"And with good reason, I suppose. Tis of my wolfish side. If you would like to examine it in more detail later on, that could be arranged..."
He trailed off here with a sly grin that makes you wonder if you should.
Just as you are about to respond, the big nerdy watch on his wrist begins to make its presence known. making an asortment of odd noises and demanding attention.
"Ohh frap!" he exclaims and fiddles with the watch
"I'm supposed to be somewhere in 10 minutes! Gotta scoot! sorry about the last question, uhm..."
He hefts his laptop bag and takes a few steps past you as he consideres what information to give out to make up for the missed questions
"Hows this, I'm gay, I'm a zoophile, I have a computer obsession and a caffine addiction. That answer your last questions?"
With a nod you agree and watch as he dashes off in the direction you came.
"that was interesting" you say to no one in particular and let out a sigh before returning to poking around in peoples live journals.
Moments later, you smile and quietly laugh as you relize the song you are humming is "I've Just Seen a Face".
Thats one that you wont soon forget...

Hope this answers some questions about me you may have, and sorry for it being so damn long.
- The Ja)(04

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